DAY SEVEN

friday, September 16, 2022

the highest of highs and the lowest of lows


Today was one for the books, for so many reasons.

After a lovely breakfast on the outdoor deck of Hippo Hollow, the itinerary for the day was a drive along the Panorama Route, a scenic path through the Mpumalanga Province, and frankly one that is totally underrated. I had never heard of it – I assume most Americans haven’t – but it’s really a spectacular series of viewpoints, including the Blyde River Canyon which apparently is the third largest canyon in the world (after the Grand Canyon and the Fish River Canyon in Namibia).

The drive itself was really scenic, in between the stops

Our route today had us going to the farthest point first, then stopping at some key sights along the way back. We started first at the Three Rondavels viewpoint of the Blyde River Canyon, and I think all of us were really blown away by the scenery.

Photo by Harps

I only have a handful of pictures today that I’m very thankful I took with my iPhone… more to come on that.


Our next stop was the Bourke’s Luck Potholes, a really strange but cool-looking rock formation that formed when two rivers met and caused various swirling eddys (eddies?) that eroded the rock into a bunch of unique holes. Bourke was a guy who came apparently looking for gold, and didn’t find any, though people came along to the same spot later and were more successful. At least he got his name on a cool site.

Photo by Rachel Sarah


Our next stop was a lunch break at the Chubby Pig, a cute little restaurant down a desolate road, seemingly in the middle of nowhere.

Short pause in the drive

Lost count of how many grilled chicken sandwiches I had on this trip. A staple on every menu.


Our last stop on the route, Graskop Gorge, turned out to be the most heart-racing – for many reasons. Our activity on the Flash Pack itinerary was ziplining across the gorge, which was so much fun! But we saw that there was a more adrenaline-fueled “Big Swing” option as well, and most of us opted to do that in addition.

The gorge itself is really stunning scenery, and the company that runs the activities has built a glass elevator that takes you from the top to the bottom (if you don’t want to do the jump/swing to get there) where there’s a little boardwalk through the forest.

“Selfie Spot,” so I had to

First thing, we got ourselves harnessed up for the zip line, which takes you over the gorge and then back again on a different line.

Across and back, with a really gorgeous view in both directions, including a little waterfall

Another better view courtesy of Harps

After the zipline, those of us who wanted to do the Big Swing walked across the bridge and got into a different harness to wait our turn. The swing is kind of a right-side-up bungee jump, minus the elasticity, and you fall backwards off of a platform before the rope catches you in the arc of the swing across the gorge.

It’s about a 3-second freefall, which is longer than it feels like it should be when you’re in the air. Jamie, who had done it a few times, said that at one point in the freefall you’ll think “oh no, I’m the one” and he was totally right haha. But it was a great rush, and a killer view of the gorge, and if I hadn’t been there with a big group I 100% would’ve run up to do it again.

After the adrenaline of the initial fall, it truly is the perfect, wind-in-your-hair way to take in the spectacular Graskop scenery!

Amber, who was a total rockstar doing this thing outside her comfort zone, at the moment of no return (photo by Nat!)

Off I go! Easily one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. (Video by Harps!)

Another angle of the plunge – Sam’s jump (Video by Nat!)

Once your swing slows down a little bit, there’s another guy waiting at the bottom who throws you a rope to grab that pulls you down to a bottom platform.

At the bottom, I joined a few of the other group members who had been waiting down there as we cheered on the other people who were still to go, before heading back up the glass elevator, along with Jamie who had been exploring the forest below. Such a high!

The glass elevator from the top. Not in a chocolate factory.


Annnnnnd then, while we were riding that high, it came crashing right down. When we got up to the top, the few people from our group who hadn’t done the jump came rushing over to grab Jamie, because it turns out that while we were adventuring, some criminals had broken a window of one of our two vans and taken all of our stuff.

Our hearts immediately sank at the news as that reality set in – given the active things we were doing, we had left everything in the van. Aside from the day-to-day stuff, Jason’s bag had his passport, Sam’s had her journal, Amber & Dave lost their whole bag, and my entire backpack was gone as well. The police were there to file a report, but I think we all knew that our stuff was gone for good, and we stood in the parking lot calling our banks to cancel our cards and making a list of what we lost.

I could deal with my wallet, glasses, and a few other necessities being taken, but what devastated me was that my camera, three lenses, and my GoPro were in the bag – including the shots and footage from the last three days of the trip – never to be seen again. I’m genuinely usually a roll-with-the-punches, ‘it’s all an adventure’-type traveler, but I was crushed about my camera, and since I chose South Africa largely for the once-in-a-lifetime photography opportunities (and had upgraded all of my gear for this trip along with doing some situation-specific practicing with wildlife and astrophotography), I’m not sure I’ll ever be ok with that particular punch. I wish a thousand paper cuts on the losers who did this.

That said, I could not be more grateful to the rest of the group who totally helped out those of us who had stuff taken by lending us money and necessities for the rest of the trip, along with their genuine friendship and support. And – she may actually kill me for saying thank you yet again – I am forever grateful to Rachel our photographer, as she thankfully had all of her camera gear with her to capture the gorge activities rather than in our van (!), and graciously let me sit with her for the next few days on the safari part of our trip so that I could scratch my photography itch with one of her extra cameras when she wasn’t using it. I know, more than anyone, she could relate to what I was feeling. (We both agreed that I’d rather them have taken my passport!)


Quick positive update since I’ve been home, since I need to sing the praises of State Farm. I was dismayed that my travel insurance would’ve only covered a tiny fraction of the cost of what was taken, but my dad (thanks, Dad!) reminded me that my homeowners’ insurance should somehow cover the theft, even though my stuff wasn’t taken from my apartment. Once I got back home I put together a spreadsheet of everything that was taken, the cost, and a copy of the receipts, submitted the claim to State Farm, and literally that same afternoon an agent (I’ll pretend his name was Jake) called me, talked through the details of the theft, and by the end of the call I had the money back in my account minus my deductible.

I’ll never get back that photography experience, and I still need to take care of some loose ends like getting a new drivers license and health insurance cards and rekeying my front door, but I couldn’t be more relieved, and frankly shocked, that the insurance claim process was so painless. I officially will be a State Farm customer for life!


The ride back to Hippo Hollow was a quiet one, and we ended up going straight to the bar haha. (Partly to drink away our sorrows, and partly because half of our group’s room keys were taken and we needed to wait for them to make new ones – they were regular house-style keys, not key cards.) Britney generously broke out one of the bottles of gin she had bought the day before – along with some fresh orange slices based on our newfound education from the gin lesson, since we might as well do it right.

The silver lining on this bizarre day is that the next day we had a free morning until 11:00, so we ended up having quite the bonding party that night, starting with a group dinner and drinks, and ending with a party in Sam’s room (unofficially dubbed Area 51 since that was her room number) that went until the wee hours. A crazy, unfortunate event can really bring people together. ❤️

Our “WTF just happened” faces

Our fearless leader nailing it 😂

Sam sent us this picture of some of the damage the next morning. Worth it? Yes.


Another nighttime visitor. We invited him to our little gin party, but he was more of a grass guy. His loss.